What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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