Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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