I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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