Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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