dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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