I want to have your abortion
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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