I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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