.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
please come you make the beer taste better
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
My pussy is not your playground.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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