he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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