I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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