laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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