I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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