It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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