suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Even my vagina gasped.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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