yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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