how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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