He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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