Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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