Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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