But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Duck Duck Cougar?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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