So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers