that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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