I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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