and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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