Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
