I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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