The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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