Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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