I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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