She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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