he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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