I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
