and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He had one of those small greek statue penises
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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