dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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