You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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