She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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