It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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