My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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