oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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