If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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