Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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