Duck Duck Cougar?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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