I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i need some magic done to my vagina
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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