we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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