So drunk, too bad you don't want this
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
The ass gains better be worth it
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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