What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
