I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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