I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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