I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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