he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
