Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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