With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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