I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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