Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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