I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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