hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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