weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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