Girls should come with a carfax report
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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