I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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