He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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