the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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