So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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