wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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